DON’T LOOK BACK! Angry Andy Books WrestleMania 32

Kalisto vs. Shinsuke Nakamura

United States Championship

If I have to explain this to you, you should just stop watching wrestling.

In a fair world, WWE rides the wave of momentum Kalisto has right now, and takes it all the way to Mania. Sell a million masks. Sell t-shirts. Let the crowd know he’s the next Eddie Guerrero and Rey Mysterio, all rolled into one compact, lightning-fast package.

Let WWE fans see what Shinsuke Nakamura can do in the ring. Let him show off over the next few months with some of the talented workers on the roster (looking at you, Mr. Ziggler.) He’ll get over. Fast.

Let WWE fans see this for exactly what it is — two amazing workers getting the chance to show off in a match that highlights their in-ring abilities.

It’s exactly the role the U.S. title took in 2015, and it’s perfect here for WrestleMania.

I’d put the title on Nakamura, by the way. Clean.

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