The absence of guys like John Cena and Randy Orton has some WWE fans calling for main events, featuring the stars of yesterday. But that’d be a huge mistake; a missed opportunity at building new stars in favor of recycled nostalgia.
Here’s a card that makes the most of the roster, highlights fresh faces, and invests in the future of the WWE.
Adam Rose
Last night was the 2015 Royal Rumble, which answered two age old questions: How can one man subsist on German suplexes alone? And, how many adult Philadelphians acting like children who’ve had their favorite toy away does it take to nearly derail a professional wrestling show?
There are a lot of unknowns heading into the Royal Rumble, and that has Andy pretty excited. And if WWE doesn’t capitalize, it’s going to make Andy really angry.
It’s the Royal Rumble, the State of the Union of the WWE! And you know what that means – time to figure out which way the WWE can make itself less palatable to overgrown manchildren who refuse to appreciate that the product isn’t made for them. OR something like that, we’ll just be focusing on the next entrant.
WWE airs a lot of pre-recorded programming every week. Juice Make Sugar is here to let you know what’s worth watching…and what isn’t. This week, we hurdle toward Survivor Series, explain the origins of The Bunny, and get Rusev-Ziggler II.
WWE airs a lot of pre-recorded programming every week. Juice Make Sugar is here to let you know what’s worth watching…and what isn’t. This week, Sami gets a spotlight on Main Event, Big E. reappears on Superstars and The Big Guy gets pay(Ry)back on Smackdown! . (Sorry, we tried.)
NXT is ready for a TAKEOVER. While two or three matches can’t possibly miss, the rest have the potential to make Andy Angry.
Stephanie is the best, RVD is the worst and Adam Rose is something else. Raw regurgitated, on the internet, just for you!
Jeff Jarrett’s new fed, WWE’s new faces, and the ultimate farewell. Here’s what’s making Andy angry.
WWE has hit the post-Wrestlemania reset button, and it’s looking pretty good. If they keep this up, it will be the end of “Angry” Andy.