WWE Cruiserweight Championship Tournament Finals
Cedric Alexander vs. Mustafa Ali
The Dream: Drew Gulak is added to this match after a riveting PowerPoint presentation to kickoff the Kickoff, then proceeds to win the match with his new finisher: THE EXCEL(LENT) PIVOT TABLE.
The Nightmare: Enzo Amore comes back, like even as a fan.
The Hope: Considering that it’s on the Kickoff, WWE allows 205’s two best in-ring performers to put in enough to time to tell a story at least as exciting as last year’s Baron Corbin-Dean Ambrose IC title match.
The Reality: This was not important enough of a match to push the inevitable KID ROCK concert off the main show but it should be treated as a more significant event either of the battle royals, which while charming will always be second fiddle to the Royal Rumble in terms of importance or place in the wrestling zeitgeist.