Fantasy Booking: WrestleMania XXXIV

An even longer time ago in a galaxy quite far away, we used to ask “What’s the Worst That Could Happen?” before every PPV.
But, along with some other changes happening in the future with some of our old-time Juice Make Sugar favorites, we’ve decided to embrace the power of positivity and Fantasy Book each show before it happens. We’ve missed you so much and now that we’ve been able to (as far as we can tell) fix our SPAM LAZINESS problem, we’re ready to make our The Rock-esque — minus the homophobia and misogyny — return to the place that made us famous: Juice Make Sugar.

And there’s no better time to come back … home … than WrestleMania. So, without further ado, let’s get our magic booking pen ready and try to figure out what’s going to happen tonight in NEW ORLEANS at WrestleMania XXXIV:

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