Fantasy Booking: WrestleMania XXXIV

RAW Tag Team Championship Match

 

The Bar (C) vs. Braun Strowman & ?

The Dream: Braun’s partner is Curt Hawkins on Elias’s shoulders, wearing the lab coat Braun’s brother was wearing on Monday.

The Nightmare: Braun’s partner is Dolph Ziggler, who proceeds to — for some reason — start yelling at Sheamus and Cesaro about their immigration status before ripping off his shirt to reveal a Fox News t-shirt underneath, at which point he rides off into the sunset on a explicitly and intentionally white horse.

The Hope:  Braun’s partner is Brains Strowman.

The Reality: Braun’s partner is either Big Show or Rey Mysterio, with whom he will eventually feud before entering a Universal title feud with (spoiler alert) Roman Reigns.

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