Fantasy Booking: WrestleMania XXXIV

Let’s get our magic booking pen ready and Fantasy Book our way through tonight's card for WrestleMania XXXIV!

Triple Threat for the Intercontinental Championship

The Miz (C) vs. Seth Rollins vs. Finn Bálor

The Dream: The Miz, in recognition of what is at this point a Hall of Fame career, wins after hitting both Rollins and Balor simultaneously with the Skull Crushing Finale, is carried — along with his child and wife — directly from the ring to the back on a cloud of peer recognition and genuine affection from his colleagues.

The Nightmare: An injury, or for some reason, Dean Ambrose coming back and trying to get booked into this match somehow. Seriously, this match shot be all fire and praise hands emojis.

The Hope: For the Miz to finally receive the recognition he deserves and a chance at the longest IC title reign in history with a well-earned victory.

The Reality: Probably some screwy finish that either doesn’t involve the Miz at all, or requires him to steal a pin from what have been booked — rightfully so, as they are the “good” guys — as the far superior performers in the match.

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