An American Big Guy in Liverpoo

The “Avengers Assemble!” aspect of Team Cena is clearly the best part of the whole enterprise. Though it really makes you wonder what Sheamus’s superpower would be. Then you realize it would probably be “racially insensitive jokes” and “pooping in expensive cars”.

Though, and I think it’s clear at this point why they’ve built the team they way they did, they could have been slightly better served than just having them appear in some random ass BRIGHT WHITE room. For a team that is supposedly under siege, being able to meet in a stairwell that probably leads to the arena seems like it would be a conspiciously dangerous place to be seen. Like what about that part of the backstage area where Dean Ambrose was hiding during his weird  (and unsurprisingly effective) promo? That seemed secluded!

It’s also clear that this team has no chance of “surviving” so it remains to be seen — and it will be likely be highly intriguing to watch — how exactly they will manage who goes out and in what order, and who might/will turn on them. Though, as was hinted at with the Stephanie-Lana exchanges, it also seems like Rusev may end up being a player/crushing a lot w/r/t the Authority.

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