Headlock’d: WrestleMania PPV Predictions

After The Animal returns, and the Beard issues a challenge, John Cena shows up to kick Randy Orton’s ass and sell new t-shirts. And he’s all out of Randy Orton asses. Raw Regurgitated, on the internet, just for you!

The voice of the WWE and the best play-by-play man in the history of the business should have been able to leave the company and the industry on his own terms. He wasn’t and that makes Andy Angry.

Most fans aren’t expecting much from this match. That’s their first mistake.