Angry Andy’s Payback Recap

Meta Powers

The Meta Powers vs. The Ascension

The Ascension won. The guys who have been made to look like complete jokes over the last few months got a “W” over one of the most beloved guys on the roster, and the guy they’re trying their damndest to get over. Wait, what?

What made me happy: When Hulk Hogan’s music hit and Curtis Axel made his entrance, decked out in the red and yellow of Hulka Axelmania, I popped. It was such a simple moment, and the crowd ate it up like candy.

What made me angry: The Ascension won. The absolutely heatless Ascension beat two of the guys WWE is trying to convince us to invest in… and it made no sense whatsoever.

If I booked it…:  You want the Ascension to win? Fine. Their finish has to go. I’d have them start picking up little pieces from the tag teams to which they’re a throwback, and use the Doomsday Device as a finish.

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