Intercontinental Championship Match

Curtis Axel (C) vs. R. Truth

Best Case Scenario: R. Truth loses his voice and is forced to hum lyrics to “What’s Up”, Curtis Axel quickly beats him, gives open challenge. Sami Zyan as El Local/Generico comes down and beats him in 20-minute Match of the Year candidate.

Worst Case Scenario: R. Truth wins, holds 20 minute long concert where he just raps the lyrics to “What’s Up” and the clean version of “Kim” from the Marshall Mathers LP.

What Nick Wants to Happen: A match where R. Truth’s offense looks believable, Paul Heyman praises Curtis after he wins handily.

What Will Happen: R. Truth wins, Paul Heyman calls Curtis fat and tells him no one will ever love him. Heyman tells him he watched his girlfriend die and could have saved her, but instead did nothing.

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