What’s The Worst That Could Happen?: The 2014 Hell in a Cell PPV Edition

UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

Sheamus (C) vs. The Miz

Best Case Scenario: Damien MizDow pins Sheamus to win the title, causing a rift between the two Mizzes. This culminates in a spot-by-spot remake of Shawn Michaels-Razor Ramon from WrestleMania X at the 2015 Royal Rumble.

Worst Case Scenario: While we have nothing but love for Sheamus here at JMS HQ, him even coming close to winning this would be kind of terrible. And not just because I’m categorically opposed to immigrant faces holding AMERICAN titles. Or something like that.

What Nick Wants to Happen: Best Case Scenario but with the blowoff at WrestleMania XXXI

What Will Happen: A match that will surprise a number of folks who A) still don’t get how great a worker Sheamus is and B) somehow don’t appreciate all the joy that The Mizzes bring into our lives, and more importantly, the joy they can continue to bring into our lives by keeping this going when they win.

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