It Came From The Vault: "Classic" WWF Trading Cards (With Jokes)

This is Day Three of #JCPWCWWeek, the fourteenth installment of our (patent-pending) Juice Make Sugar Wrestler of the Week Series. Today, we’re going to start exposing harsh truths with the debut of Lies The WWE Told Us.

There’s a lot of wrestling on TV every week, but only some of it is actually worth watching. That’s where Andy comes in: every week, he’ll break down the spoilers of all of WWE’s pre-taped shows to let you know what you should watch, and which segments and full shows you should skim or skip. This week, there’s a lot to love… if you’re REALLY into Ryback and/or using your remote to fast forward.

They’re the Wrestlemania matches that were on the cards, but never happened. Now, WWE has revealed them to the public. Knowing what we could have gotten, and what we got instead, makes Andy angry.