#JoiningTheForce

Like every other wrestling company, TNA creates a weekly preview of its flagship show, Impact Wrestling. And, like every other wrestling company, they don’t always tell the truth when hyping their product. Thankfully, Dave is here to try to figure what TNA is trying to say, and tell you what he thinks, so you don’t have to do either. This week: fake Survivor Series matches and real turkey suits.

Any World Heavyweight Title is designed to be the ultimate culmination of a wrestler’s heroic journey. So, why even in doing the right thing and putting the right person in position to knock off the man who has been the company’s top heel for the last year, has TNA done the sloppiest possible job of telling the tidiest, most archetypical story in existence?