#JoiningTheForce

Like every other wrestling company, TNA creates a weekly preview of its flagship show, Impact Wrestling. And, like every other wrestling company, they don’t always tell the truth when hyping their product. Thankfully, Dave is here to try to figure what TNA is trying to say, and tell you what he thinks, so you don’t have to do either. This week: fake Survivor Series matches and real turkey suits.

Lots of future endeavors, a couple of extreme failures, the stalled #Emmalution, and Santino Marella is your TNA World Heavyweight Champion. Yeah, Andy’s angry.

Dave tries to stay positive during a segment involving Pacman Jones. We wish him luck.