The world of #InternetWrestlingWriting is, more often than not, a place filled with abject stupidity, negativity and fantasy booking. And since we want to be famous, we figured we’d incorporate the least of those three evils into our website with a new recurring feature we’ll be doing called “Juice Make Sugar’s Crystal Ball”. This month, we try to figure out what’s going to happen for 2015’s Royal Rumble PPV.

There are a lot of reasons why tonight’s Raw rating is going to take a hit. Some legitimate, some…not so much. Either way, you’ll find your reason. Andy takes a look at the top ten reasons you WON’T be watching Raw tonight. And no, they’re not ALL Rosa Mendes.

WWE has lots of pre-recorded programming hitting the air on the ROAD TO WRESTLEMANIA, Angry Andy is here to let you know what’s worth watching and what’s not, so you can get back to the WWE Network.