Andy’s Top 10 Reasons to be Angry (or scared): When Wrestlers Make Music

October 31, 2014 Andy Miller Andy's Angry, Top 10 List 2

7. Michael Hayes: Literally Anything Ever

When it comes to wrestling themes performed by professional wrestlers, you could find far worse than those composed by Michael “P.S.” Hayes.  But when the Freebird decides to hit the recording studio for what he thinks will be an awesome song for the masses… it’s almost definitely going to be awful.  If you don’t believe me, listen to anything he has ever recorded, ever.  Seriously.  Start with “Why Can’t The Children Pray in School?” and work your way backwards through the audio abortion archives.  The only thing worse than Hayes’ musical efforts is his wardrobe.

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