Andy's Top 10 Reasons To Be Angry: Why You're NOT Watching Raw Tonight

There are a lot of reasons why tonight's Raw rating is going to take a hit. Some legitimate, some...not so much. Either way, you'll find your reason. Andy takes a look at the top ten reasons you WON'T be watching Raw tonight. And no, they're not ALL Rosa Mendes.

September 8, 2014 Andy Miller Andy's Angry, Professional Wrestling, Top 10 List 1

9.99

4. $9.99

You spent it*, and now you’ve got it.  The WWE Network has delivered untold hours of wrestling classics (and plenty of stinkers) right at your fingertips.  You can rewatch Austin-Hart at WrestleMania 13, the match that made Austin a legitimate star.  You can rewatch the first TLC matches between the Hardys, the Dudleys and Edge & Christian. You can rewatch every Money in the Bank match ever.  Hell, you could binge-listen to the best of Bobby Heenan.
Or, you know, you could watch The Corporate Ministry 2k14 try to read a multi-layered promo, written entirely in one voice and designed to fail.  For my* $9.99, that’s a pretty easy choice.
*(Editor’s note: I’ve spent it.) **(Editor’s note: MY 9.99)

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