Andy Will Be Angry If…: WWE Fastlane Edition

WWE Divas Championship

Nikki Bella (c) vs. Paige

I love Paige.  The Bella saga annoys the hell out of me, but both of those girls have gotten exponentially better than they were in years past.  This could be really good (like Brie-Steph) or it could be really terrible (like the tag match from Royal Rumble.)  I’m hoping for Brie-Steph.

I’ll be angry if: This match gets placed in the death-spot on the card, which it likely will.  The announcers spend more time talking about Paige’s skin tone than her in-ring talent.  The match is more “Mean Girls” the movie, than two actual mean girls kicking the shit out of one another.

I’ll keep my cool if: These girls are given enough time, and enough attention, to tell a decent story in the ring.  Both have proven they are more than capable, when given the opportunity.  They could do it again, here.  But will they get the chance?

I’m expecting: Nikki retains, and we get a rematch at WrestleMania.  Because Paige winning the title at ‘Mania, roughly a year to the day after her main roster debut, makes for a much better episode of Total Divas.

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