Andy Will Be Angry If…: Hell in a Cell Edition

LOSER BECOMES THE WINNER’S PERSONAL ASSISTANT

Brie Bella vs. Nikki Bella

So, the loser of this match becomes the winner’s bitch, or loses their job.  Great.  There are so many things wrong with this, most notably the idea of forced labor in 2014.  Apparently, someone never heard of the Emancipation

Proclamation, and believes that the concept of slavery is alive and well in America in 2014.  My guess is Michael Hayes.

The match probably isn’t going to be very good.  I’m probably going to hate it.  BUT – this feud is over with the mark crowd, people actually think “Brie Mode” is something worth cheering for, and there’s always the “YES” chants.  It won’t be good, but the crowd will like it — and that’s way more important.

I’ll be angry if: This goes long.  Short and sweet, with a few backstage segments after would be just fine.

I’ll keep my cool if: This is kept short enough to keep it from becoming a disaster, and to avoid losing the crowd.

What I’m expecting: This match feels about ten minutes longer than it actually is.  Nikki wins, and spends the rest of the night, and the next 30 days, forcing Brie to do ridiculous things, building to a painful, painful rematch.

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