What’s the Worst That Could Happen: WrestleMania XXX

The Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal

Battle Royal

Dolph Ziggler, Intercontinental Champion Big E, Fandango, Alberto Del Rio, Damien Sandow, Titus O’Neil, Christian, Sheamus, Big Show, Mark Henry, Heath Slater, Jinder Mahal, Drew McIntyre, Cody Rhodes, Goldust, Kofi Kingston, The Miz, Brodus Clay, Darren Young, Justin Gabriel, Rey Mysterio, R-Truth, Santino Marella, The Great Khali, Zack Ryder, Sin Cara, Brad Maddox

Best Case Scenario: One of the above grey silhouettes is Alexander Rusev, who comes out and cuts a promo on that pedestal. Then proceeds to eliminate the entire back row of participants while Lana makes exaggerated hand motions. Cody and Goldust start kicking their legs out from each other’s legs, Kofi turns on Rey Mysterio … wow, there are a lot of possibilities in this match. That none of them include Big E. winning is kind of depressing.

Worst Case Scenario: Brodus Clay and Big Show team up to eliminate everyone, form new tag team in ring. Only to have Big Show turn on Brodus and hit him with the Andre trophy from behind. Then, he points to the big screen and a video starts up of Big Show and Tensai working together at WrestleMania XIX against the Undertaker. Actually, who am I kidding? That would be AWESOME. So, I guess… the Great Khali winning because he’s the tallest?

What Nick Wants to Happen: Big E. win by eliminating all 29 other participants, because he’s the best.

What Will Happen: The Big Show will win, with him acknowledging that he really WAS Andre’s son the whole time. Fans who watched him for past 9 years demand their money back, WWE promises to include alternate ending on full series DVD set.

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