It Came From The Vault: "Classic" WWF Trading Cards (With Jokes)

Two questions:

1. If the internet existed during their run, which combination of Ax, Smash and Crush would have the most slash fiction written about it?
2. With the trademarks, does that imply that they own the rights to the words ax and demolition, or only when used together? And if that’s the case, how pissed are those guys at Lumberjack Bombs R’ Us?

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