What’s the Worst That Could Happen: 2014 Money in the Bank

Tonight is WWE's Money in the Bank PPV, the third best PPV of the year. What's the Worst That Could Happen?

June 29, 2014 Nick Bond "What's The Worst That Could Happen?", Previews, Professional Wrestling 1

Special Guest Referee Match

LAYLA vs. SUMMER RAE

(w/ Fandango as Special Guest Referee)

Best Case Scenario: A short match, at least somewhere near as fun as the classic Santino/Emma-Fandango/Summer match was.

Worst Case Scenario: They turn this into an iron-woman match, with the winner getting Jerry Lawler staring at her ass then tweeting about it as a reward.

What Nick Wants to Happen: A long enough match that I can go to the bathroom without having to worry about what comes next.

What Will Happen: Slut shaming, misogyny and probably some solid dance moves.

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