What’s The Worst That Could Happen?: The 2014 Hell in a Cell PPV Edition

HELL IN A CELL MATCH FOR NO. 1 CONTENDERSHIP

John Cena vs. Randy Orton

Best Case Scenario: The crowd actually lets this build into something, as these two rarely — if ever — fail to perform under the spotlights. Also, this to go one second to last, not because it deserves to, but because it will shut whiny smarks up. Which is always the Best Case Scenario.

Worst Case Scenario: This goes on last, and John Cena Brock Lesnar’s the shit out of Randy Orton.

What Nick Wants to Happen: A match that goes 25+ minutes, and features Randy Orton at least once SCREAMING at the crowd and/or flipping them off because they’ve decided to start chanting “JBL”.

What Will Happen: What Nick Wants to Happen, but with John Cena John Cena-ing the shit out of Randy Orton.

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