What’s The Worst That Could Happen?: SummerSlam 2013

Ring of Fire Match

Kane vs. Bray Wyatt

Best Case Scenario: Without anyone getting hurt, they take full advantage of the FUCKING RING BEING ON FIRE. Bray Wyatt looks like the Eater of Worlds he claims to be.

Worst Case Scenario: The fire engulfs the stadium, and while no one gets hurt, they are forced to show a rerun of SummerSlam 1991 to make up for it.

What Nick Wants to Happen: Kane goes down swinging, is attacked by the Wyatt family, and while he is unable to overcome the DAMNED NUMBERS GAME: Deliverance Edition, Daniel Bryan comes down to make the save, runs into the fire, saves Kane from certain death.

What Will Happen: A good, if not particularly well-worked, match tells an interesting. if ultimately forgettable, story. Kane disappears for six months, comes back as Big Show’s character from Knucklehead.

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