What’s The Worst That Could Happen?: Extreme Rules Edition

EXTREME RULES MATCH

BIG SHOW VS. RANDY ORTON 

Best Case Scenario: Randy Orton somehow turns the KO Punch into an RKO that’s so powerful that he and Show switch bodies Freaky Friday style.

Worst Case Scenario: Randy Orton does what he did to Rochelle Loewen’s duffel bag, but to his integrity as a wrestler in his hometown.

What Nick Wants to Happen: Randy Orton punts Big Show so hard that he and Show switch bodies Freaky Friday style. (Heel Orton > Face Orton w/ The Punt as the line of demarcation between the two)

What Will Happen: Loosely defined “EXTREME RULES” stipulation will play larger role than people think, but this match’ll be only infinitesimally better than the post-WM promo where Orton forgot his lines.

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