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WARRIOR VS. ARSENIO: BATTLE OF THE NETWORK STARS

August 8, 2013 Nick Bond Professional Wrestling Comments Off on WARRIOR VS. ARSENIO: BATTLE OF THE NETWORK STARS

To quote my friend, E.J. Judge, this is like two extinct dinosaurs from different geologic periods encountered each other.

To me, it’s like staring into the sun: a good way to go blind if you look directly at it.

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