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They’re Here?: Headlock’d’s Coming (Back), Y’all.

July 31, 2013 Noah Waterman Headlock'd, Professional Wrestling Comments Off on They’re Here?: Headlock’d’s Coming (Back), Y’all.

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS THAT EASY?! WE’VE GOT A LOT LEFT IN THE TANK!

fire safety
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Kamikaze Kreative
Noah Waterman
parodies of popular promos
wrestling is fun

Yes! Yes! Yes! We’re Taped!

Like OK Cupid, but the Complete Opposite of that

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The Pride is Back!

August 12, 2013 Noah Waterman Headlock'd, Professional Wrestling Comments Off on The Pride is Back!

Enjoy Noah talking about dead’d ring announcers, Dawson’s Creek, briefcases made of chocolate and apples. Also, wrestling. Mostly wrestling.
Let’s Lock Up!

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A Case of Mistaken Identity

December 9, 2013 Noah Waterman Headlock'd, Professional Wrestling Comments Off on A Case of Mistaken Identity

This week, the WWE play musical masks with Sin Cara, Davey Richards fails to understand what “context” means and we find ourselves very pleased with a rather obvious Simpsons reference. (No, not that one… put the cigarettes and short length of hose away.)
Let’s Lock Up!

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Juice Make Sugar Presents Things We Like/Help Make: Headlock’d

May 13, 2013 Noah Waterman Headlock'd, Professional Wrestling Comments Off on Juice Make Sugar Presents Things We Like/Help Make: Headlock’d

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