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HomeHeadlock'dThey’re Here?: Headlock’d’s Coming (Back), Y’all.

They’re Here?: Headlock’d’s Coming (Back), Y’all.

July 31, 2013 Noah Waterman Headlock'd, Professional Wrestling Comments Off on They’re Here?: Headlock’d’s Coming (Back), Y’all.

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS THAT EASY?! WE’VE GOT A LOT LEFT IN THE TANK!

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Juice Make Sugar Presents Things We Like/Help Make: Headlock’d

May 13, 2013 Noah Waterman Headlock'd, Professional Wrestling Comments Off on Juice Make Sugar Presents Things We Like/Help Make: Headlock’d

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Headlock’d: SummerSlam Prediction Special

August 18, 2013 Noah Waterman Headlock'd, Professional Wrestling 2

Noah is back this week to, you know, talk about wrestling and because it’s SummerSlam weekend, predict what’s going to happen at the show. Also, if you like Greek mythology/Disney references, then do we have a couple of Brock Lesnar/Curtis Axel/Paul Heyman jokes for you!

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Dixie’s Yard Sale

November 4, 2013 Noah Waterman Headlock'd, Professional Wrestling Comments Off on Dixie’s Yard Sale

This week we discuss who will buy TNA, The WWE Network and whether imitation is a form of flattery.
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