John Cena gets slap-happy, Daniel Bryan gets uppity and Triple H gets Triple H-y, all thrown up on the internet just for you!
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Enjoy Noah talking about dead’d ring announcers, Dawson’s Creek, briefcases made of chocolate and apples. Also, wrestling. Mostly wrestling.
Let’s Lock Up!
It’s Tuesday morning in America, and that means it’s time for Nick to throw up last night’s Raw on the internet, just for you!
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Sorry it’s late, but we slept late. We did throw these up for you, though.
Daniel Bryan bringing the noise, the funk and whatever you want to call his match with Ryback, CM Punk creating a poster for SummerSlam and the Prime Time Players creating lasting afro-pick/whistle-related memories, regurgitated for you.
Vickie Guerrero will end up as the Wally Pipp to Brad Maddox’s Lou Gehrig. Hopefully Brad Maddox doesn’t die from some bad Beef Wellington. John…
Dear Us (Smart Wrestling Fans Who Presumably Like Wrestling), I generally don’t find it necessary to come to the defense of unpopular wrestlers because, well,…
Last night was the Money in the Bank PPV, where careers are made, bodies are broken, and we spend the entire night worrying whether or not wrestlers have legitimately blown out their knees or are just pretending they did. It’s also been the best Bang for Your Buck PPV over the last few years, and 2011’s edition is in fact the highest rated in our system (read: on the list in my head). Did this one live up to the legacy?
WWE Tag Team Champions Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns vs. The Usos (Kickoff Match) Best Case Scenario: Rollins and Reigns retain in a way that…