It’s the First Day of #AhmedJohnsonWeek, a celebration of all things Pearl River and the first installment of our (patent-pending) Juice Make Sugar Wrestler of the Week series. Today, we start by making Ahmed a Wrestler You (Should) Probably Know Better.
Wrestling
After getting knocked out of action a few months ago “by” Ryback, Kofi Kingston has done nothing since his … feud with Randy Orton. 4 YEARS AGO. And that makes Andy Angry.
Randy Orton gets a new car, AJ makes some new friends and Daniel Bryan tries to wrestle 3 guys in a row just like old times. It’s that time again: Raw Regurgitated on the internet just for you!
Headlock’d is back on Mondays this week after last week’s (VERY ACCURATE) SummerSlam predictions to talk about the best storyline the WWE’s had since the Summer of Punk. And if you like references to former cultural touchstones that will be lost on a depressing number of young fans, then do we have a show for you!
It’s late, and shorter than usual, but it’s last night’s Raw Regurgitated back on the internet just for you!
Last night was SummerSlam, the Biggest Party of the Summer and the second biggest PPV of the year. Though, even with grudge matches, title matches and a match where the ring was on fire, should everyone feel like they got their money’s worth? It’s a good question, but thankfully what’s why we pay Nick the Mega Bucks.
A fun game for our alcoholic friends who are also wrestling fans. It’s the Biggest Party of the Summer: We’re not here to judge, just facilitate.
The Biggest Party of the Summer is happening this Sunday as the WWE invades the Staples Center for SummerSlam 2013. Which means, it’s time for Nick to ask: What’s the Worst That Could Happen?
“Here one can neither stand nor lie nor sit There is not even silence in the mountains But dry sterile thunder without rain There is…
John Cena gets slap-happy, Daniel Bryan gets uppity and Triple H gets Triple H-y, all thrown up on the internet just for you!