(Be responsible playing this game, because dead readers are worthless to our Google AdSense account.)
A few quick notes:
- Seriously, don’t die or drive or anything stupid, we can’t afford your family suing us because you eliminated yourself from the Chamber (of life)
- Instead of writing “every time there’s a”, it (or the context-appropriate phrasing) should be implied at the beginning of each rule.
- Anything in quotes can be paraphrased, but should maintain the basic integrity of the sentence.
- Sips = approximately 1 second.
- Don’t forget to check out our What’s the Worst That Could Happen? preview, the PPV Predictions episode of Headlock’d and Angry Andy’s thoughts on the show
Other than that, have fun (responsibly):
Sips
1 sip:
“Aggressive”
“9.99”
“Lexan Glass”
“Advantage”, talking about order of the pods
“Chosen completely at random”
Any reference to the size of the Chamber
“shortens careers, Maggle”
“car wreck”
“WWE Universe”
“Miles of steel”
“Trending on Twitter”/”Twitter”
“WWE App”
“Total Divas”
“Maggle” or variant from JBL
Every inappropriate Jerry Lawler joke (Editor’s Note: PLEASE use discretion)
Obscure reference to a old school wrestler by JBL
“This is a FIGHT”/ “They came here to fight!”
“WWE Network/Biggest thing in the history of industry/revolutionary”
“Road to WrestleMania”
“The Animal”
“cracks in the Shield”
3 sips:
“The face of the WWE”
Brad Maddox appearance
Kane appearance
“Buzzards”
any WWE commercial during PPV
Miz interupting anything
5 sips:
“OHHHHH MYYYY”
Kane and Brad Maddox appear together
Roman Reigns spear
Dean Ambrose tags himself in
Seth Rollins has to break up a fight
Wyatt orders one of the members of his Dueling Banjo Band to do something
Announcers say how much the crowd is behind Daniel Bryan
Someone kicks out of a finisher
Vickie Guerrero appearance
JBL referring to “conspiracy theories” (5 sips for initial accusation, and one sip added for each conspiracy he references)
“This is awesome” chant
submission finish
non-WWE commercial
Chug (10-second)
Surprise Chamber entrant
“big fight feel”
“Vintage” – Michael Cole
“New champ!” – Michael Cole
Oddly clever retort to JBL’s Fox News-level conservative talking point from Michael Cole
Blood – Busted open hardway
Cut-away to celebrities in the crowd (chug for each segment, not celebrities)
Surprise match
roll-up pin
someone goes through pod door
Shotgun
someone jumps off pod or after climbing walls
Triple H screws someone
Title change
Blood – From blading