Headlock’d 5-26-13: Not With a Bang But a Whimper

Just like the Oscars, sometimes certain Slammys aren’t deemed important enough to make it to television. Unlike the Oscars, sometimes certain awards aren’t deemed important enough to make it onto WWE.com. Because Headlock’d leaves no stone unturned, we have the script for the award show that shines a light on the unsung heroes of the WWE: The Supplementary Slammys!

The #YesMovement gets their wish, the Wyatt’s get their TV time and Andre the Giant gets a trophy. Raw Regurgitated on the internet, just for you!

This time Andy isn’t angry. Well, as long as this week’s spoilers don’t piss him off.