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They’re Here?: Headlock’d’s Coming (Back), Y’all.

July 31, 2013 Noah Waterman Headlock'd, Professional Wrestling Comments Off on They’re Here?: Headlock’d’s Coming (Back), Y’all.

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS THAT EASY?! WE’VE GOT A LOT LEFT IN THE TANK!

fire safety
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Kamikaze Kreative
Noah Waterman
parodies of popular promos
wrestling is fun

Yes! Yes! Yes! We’re Taped!

Like OK Cupid, but the Complete Opposite of that

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Juice Make Sugar Presents Things We Like/Help Make: Headlock’d

May 13, 2013 Noah Waterman Headlock'd, Professional Wrestling Comments Off on Juice Make Sugar Presents Things We Like/Help Make: Headlock’d

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A Case of Mistaken Identity

December 9, 2013 Noah Waterman Headlock'd, Professional Wrestling Comments Off on A Case of Mistaken Identity

This week, the WWE play musical masks with Sin Cara, Davey Richards fails to understand what “context” means and we find ourselves very pleased with a rather obvious Simpsons reference. (No, not that one… put the cigarettes and short length of hose away.)
Let’s Lock Up!

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Headlock’d: The Post-John Cena Four-to-Six-Month-a

September 2, 2013 Noah Waterman Headlock'd, Professional Wrestling Comments Off on Headlock’d: The Post-John Cena Four-to-Six-Month-a

We look at the post-John Cena landscape, make funny jokes about Nintendo and tell you all you need to know about the future of the WWE. Also, photoshops. Let’s Lock Up!

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