Not since, well, last month, have we done something so fun (and perhaps legally irresponsible, so be responsible playing this game, because dead readers are worthless to our Google AdSense account.)
But, in honor of the Showcase of the Immortals, we’re bringing back the OFFICIAL Juice Make Sugar PPV drinking game.
A few quick notes:
- Seriously, don’t die or drive or anything stupid, we can’t afford your family suing us because you eliminated yourself from the Rumble (of life)
- Instead of writing “every time there’s a”, it (or the context-appropriate phrasing) should be implied at the beginning of each rule.
- Anything in quotes can be paraphrased, but should maintain the basic integrity of the sentence.
- Sips = approximately 1 second.
- Don’t forget to check out our What’s the Worst That Could Happen? preview, the PPV Predictions episode of Headlock’d and Angry Andy’s thoughts on the show
Other than that, have fun (responsibly):
Sips
1 sip:
“Aggressive”
“9.99”
“shortens careers, Maggle”
30th anniversary
Showcase of the Immortals
Legendary
Andre the Giant
Hulkamania
RybAxel
“WWE Universe”
“Trending on Twitter”/”Twitter”
“WWE App”
“Total Divas”
“Maggle” or variant from JBL
Every inappropriate Jerry Lawler joke (Editor’s Note: PLEASE use discretion)
Obscure reference to a old school wrestler by JBL
“This is a FIGHT”/ “They came here to fight!”
“WWE Network/Biggest thing in the history of industry/revolutionary”
“WrestleMania”
“The Animal”
“cracks in the Shield”
3 sips:
“The face of the WWE”
Brad Maddox appearance
Kane appearance
“Buzzards”
any WWE commercial during PPV
Shots of the Andre the Giant trophy
The Rock or Austin appearance
Any appearance by a Hall of Famer before the actual ceremony during the show
5 sips:
“OHHHHH MYYYY”
Kane and Brad Maddox appear together
Roman Reigns spear
Announcers say how much the crowd is behind Daniel Bryan
Someone kicks out of a finisher
“This is awesome” chant
submission finish
non-WWE commercial
“WrestleMania Moment”
Chug (10-second)
Vince McMahon appearance
“big fight feel”
“Vintage” – Michael Cole
“New champ!” – Michael Cole
Oddly clever retort to JBL’s Fox News-level conservative talking point from Michael Cole
Blood – Busted open hardway
Cut-away to celebrities in the crowd (chug for each segment, not celebrities)
Surprise match
roll-up pin
Someone mockingly do the “Yes!” chant
During the entirety of the Hall of Fame segment
Shotgun
Triple H screws someone
Title change
Blood – From blading
