What’s the Worst That Could Happen: The 2013 TLC PPV

It’s TLC Sunday, which means it’s time for us to ask: “What’s the Worst That Could Happen?”.  And, because we love you, you’ll also be getting a PPV Predictions episode of Headlock’d fresh from the oven this afternoon. All of this (for free!) before we drop our world famous Bang for Your Buck PPV review in your lap on Monday morning.

To make sure you don’t miss anything, follow us (or me) on Twitter and like us on Facebook. Now that we’ve gotten the shameless plugs out of the way, let’s figure out What’s the Worst That Could Happen tonight in Boston:

Kickoff Match

DOLPH ZIGGLER vs. FANDANGO

Best Case Scenario: The commercials during this match manage to be less than it would be on Raw, SmackDown or even Main Event and nobody looks like an idiot.

Worst Case Scenario: Instead of a match, Fandango talks Ziggler into a dance-off, and since they are in Houston, it’s called The Down-Home Hoedown Hootenanny. Or ANYONE twerks.

What Nick Wants to Happen:  Something that I can enjoy without thinking the entire time that “this should really be on the main card,” with the understanding that a Divas match belongs on the main card because it is a major title, not because the match is good.

What Will Happen: A lot of selling, a lot of commercials and at least one incoherent babbling statement about Dolph Ziggler needing to prove himself for the 18th consecutive WWE PPV pre-show by one of the “experts” on the panel.

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