UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Sheamus (C) vs. The Miz
Best Case Scenario: Damien MizDow pins Sheamus to win the title, causing a rift between the two Mizzes. This culminates in a spot-by-spot remake of Shawn Michaels-Razor Ramon from WrestleMania X at the 2015 Royal Rumble.
Worst Case Scenario: While we have nothing but love for Sheamus here at JMS HQ, him even coming close to winning this would be kind of terrible. And not just because I’m categorically opposed to immigrant faces holding AMERICAN titles. Or something like that.
What Nick Wants to Happen: Best Case Scenario but with the blowoff at WrestleMania XXXI
What Will Happen: A match that will surprise a number of folks who A) still don’t get how great a worker Sheamus is and B) somehow don’t appreciate all the joy that The Mizzes bring into our lives, and more importantly, the joy they can continue to bring into our lives by keeping this going when they win.
RT @JuiceMakeSugar: .@TheN1ckster asks: What’s The Worst That Could Happen? at tonight’s #WWEHiaC PPV http://t.co/Ivuh7FxtPJ