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TNA Says:

TNA Knockouts executive Brooke Hogan will give a “State Of The Knockouts Division” address on Thursday night! What does Brooke have planned for the ladies of TNA?

Best Case Scenario: Brooke gives a Hogan-style rah-rah speech as only a Hogan can, but is interrupted by Mickie James, who comes to the ring and is so phony that even Holden Caulfield has to give respect. Mickie establishes herself as the top dog and dares the Knockouts to come at her.

Worst Case Scenario: 10 minutes of Brooke. Enough said.

Dave Says: You know how people get excited for the State of the Union address? You know how it’s supposed to be a pithy, deep, and frank exploration of that which is our nation? This is like the opposite of that.

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