We change formats, camera angles and bring back the World Heavyweight Championship Douche Canoe.
Let’s Lock Up!
John Cena
It’s the Final Day of #AJStylesWeek, a celebration of all things Phenomenal and the sixth installment in our patent-pending Juice Make Sugar Wrestler of the Week series. Today we finish everything off with a Difference of Opinion (where JMS HQ erupts in a Pele Kick-fueled civil war.)
Show gets slapped, CM Punk gets a new friend and Triple H gets punched so hard he might be dead. Raw Regurgitated on the internet, just for you!
Last night, Buffalo was turned into a Raw is Warzone, as the WWE presented BATTLEGROUND. This is the first incarnation for the event, and based on the tepid response both in the arena and the wrestling media, probably the last.
Heyman proposes to Ryback, Triple H proposes to the Rhodes family and everybody looks good doing it. Raw Regurgitated on the internet. Just for you!
The voice of the WWE and the best play-by-play man in the history of the business should have been able to leave the company and the industry on his own terms. He wasn’t and that makes Andy Angry.
Headlock’d is back on Mondays this week after last week’s (VERY ACCURATE) SummerSlam predictions to talk about the best storyline the WWE’s had since the Summer of Punk. And if you like references to former cultural touchstones that will be lost on a depressing number of young fans, then do we have a show for you!
It’s late, and shorter than usual, but it’s last night’s Raw Regurgitated back on the internet just for you!
Last night was SummerSlam, the Biggest Party of the Summer and the second biggest PPV of the year. Though, even with grudge matches, title matches and a match where the ring was on fire, should everyone feel like they got their money’s worth? It’s a good question, but thankfully what’s why we pay Nick the Mega Bucks.
Noah is back this week to, you know, talk about wrestling and because it’s SummerSlam weekend, predict what’s going to happen at the show. Also, if you like Greek mythology/Disney references, then do we have a couple of Brock Lesnar/Curtis Axel/Paul Heyman jokes for you!