Tonight is WWE’s Royal Rumble PPV, where John Cena will face off against Randy Orton in a WWE World Heavyweight Title Unification rematch to see who will (probably) face the winner of tonight’s main event, the Royal Rumble Match. What’s the Worst That Could Happen?
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It’s Headlock’d! The show that takes everything you loved about the past week in the WWE and throws it over the top faster than Santino. In this episode, it’s the Clusterfunk of the year, and we take a look at who’s going “way over the top”…see what we did there?
Over the course of seven days, there’s a lot of wrestling on TV. But only some of it is actually worth watching. That’s where Spoiler…
You’re Welcome to Trouble in Paradise As Daniel Bryan unleashes the monster in a cage: Raw Regurgitated, on the internet, just for you!
Old School happened, or something like that. We’re still reeling from what happened at the end of the show. Raw, regurgitated on the internet. Just for you!
Nick will be back next week, but for now, enjoy the dulcet tones of “Angry” Andy Miller as he throws up Raw on the internet. Just for you!
This week, Andy enjoys SmackDown!, loves Superstars Summer Rae and tolerates 3MB.
In the first step towards the unification of every single belt in the wrestling universe, Sunday night’s TLC PPV featured Kofi-Miz using the pre-show experts panel the way God intended, two separate 1-on-3 handicap matches and a titular title match for the new created WWEWHC 2.0 Super Belt.
It’s time for the last PPV of the year, and the first PPV of the rest of our title-unified lives. And that means that it’s time for Noah to predict who’s going to win, who’s going to lose and who is going to sound the dumbest on tonight’s “expert” panel.
Tonight is WWE’s TLC PPV, where John Cena will face off against Randy Orton in Tables, Ladders and Chairs World Title Unification match 10 YEARS in the making. Okay, more like 4 weeks, considering how long Cena’s been World Heavyweight Champion… right… sorry … What’s the Worst That Could Happen?