Juice Make Sugar Presents: #TheShieldWeek Top 10 List – Military Gimmicks

Because we’re wrestling journalists — and Buzzfeed contributors —  we’ve decided that we needed to start creating a top ten list based on each Wrestler of the Week. We’ve decided to not include any criteria for the list, because we’ve been told by experts in the list-making field that it would just muddy our ability to explain why we’re right. You should understand, because you read us, that we know more about wrestling than you and what we think is best IS best. We promise. If you want, you can guess what why we’ve chosen these people the way we have in the comments. Where you belong.

So, without further ado, we give you the definitive list of the Top 10 Military Gimmicks:

1. Bill DeMott

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2. Adnan Al-Kaissie

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3. Hossein Khosrow Ali Vaziri

Colonel Mustafa

4. Edward Wiskoski 

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5. Tylene Buck

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6. Lou Albano

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7. Chavo Guerrero, Jr.

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8. Robert Remus 

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9. Mike Kirchner

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10. Don Kernodle

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