It’s Time to Go Home

SummerSlam drinking game – Rule #5: A sip for every time the words “Beast” or “Best” are said the entire night, chug for the phrase “big fight feel” and SG’d a B for every F-5 or G2S. Editor’s note: you will be dead after this.

The real lesson of all this? Brock Lesnar is terrible at making plans.

Not to end on a down note, but this entire bit made little to no sense. Why establish that Brock Lesnar is a total moron who will get outsmarted by CM Punk on the Monday before the PPV we’re going to pay to see to find out if CM Punk can outsmart Lesnar? Why would you do that? This makes me sad. At least we’ll always have the last month. And Paris.

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