Andy Will Be Angry If…: Night of Champions Edition

WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match

Brock Lesnar (C) vs. John Cena

I’ll be angry if: WWE undoes everything they did right at Summerslam, by having John Cena manhandle Brock Lesnar.  If Lesnar kills Cena again, Lesnar is an unstoppable killer, meaning the man who eventually stops him will be the man.  If he doesn’t…then he’s just another beast to fall at the hands of John Cena.  And you know what that would sound like?  It would sound like a couple hundred thousand people shoving $9.99 back into their pockets.

I’ll keep my cool if: Cena starts strong against Lesnar.  He tries to “beat Brock Lesnar’s ass,” and succeeds…until he doesn’t.  A couple dozen german suplexes, a couple of F5s, and Cena kicks out.  Lesnar then opens up on Cena in a way we’ve never seen before, until Cena can’t get up again.  Lesnar wins via TKO.

What I’m expecting: Something pretty close to what would make me keep my cool, minus the TKO.  It’s going to be good.  It’s going to be brutal.  I’d expect accidental blood, too.

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