It’s Day Three of #AntonioCesaroWeek, a celebration of all things Very European/Real American and the second installment of our patent-pending Juice Make Sugar Wrestler of the Week series. Today, we’re starting off with a special appearance by Relatively Happy Andy.
Opinions
Any World Heavyweight Title is designed to be the ultimate culmination of a wrestler’s heroic journey. So, why even in doing the right thing and putting the right person in position to knock off the man who has been the company’s top heel for the last year, has TNA done the sloppiest possible job of telling the tidiest, most archetypical story in existence?
Yet another underpaid and overworked independent wrestler got hurt recently, taking a bump he didn’t need to take for a group of fans who didn’t really care and definitely didn’t need to see it. And that makes Andy Angry.
After getting knocked out of action a few months ago “by” Ryback, Kofi Kingston has done nothing since his … feud with Randy Orton. 4 YEARS AGO. And that makes Andy Angry.
AJ Styles’ contract ends next month. TNA, er, sorry, Impact Wrestling isn’t too keen on resigning him. That makes Andy Angry.
“Here one can neither stand nor lie nor sit There is not even silence in the mountains But dry sterile thunder without rain There is…
While many of the builds for SummerSlam have worked on some level, beyond “winning” a series of awkward break-ups, it feels like almost nothing is in the line on this Sunday. And that makes Andy Angry.