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#CenaWeek: Numbers Never Lie – Bray Wyatt, Beater of Worlds

March 23, 2014 Nick Bond 2

Today, we’ll be looking at the upcoming John Cena vs. Bray Wyatt match at WrestleMania XXX. And why if you think it’s just LOLCENAWINS, you’re LOLSTOOPID (with STOOPID said in Ryback’s voice.)

Essential Viewing

#CenaWeek: Essential Viewing

March 20, 2014 Nick Bond 1

It’s #JohnCenaWeek, a celebration of all things Hustled, Loyal or Respectful and the 27th installment of our (patent-pending) Juice Make Sugar Wrestler of the Week series. Today, we give you the finer points of John’s oeuvre with some Essential Viewing.

A Wrestler You Should Probably Know Better

#CenaWeek: Better Know a Wrestler

March 19, 2014 Nick Bond Comments Off

It’s #JohnCenaWeek, our celebration of all things Hustled, Loyal or Respectful and the 27th installment of our (patent-pending) Juice Make Sugar Wrestler of the Week series. As always, we’ll start off by making John a Wrestler You (Should) Probably Know Better.

Raw Regurgitated

You Say "Yes," I Say "No, No, No"

March 18, 2014 Nick Bond 2

The Real Americans get a big win, Titus O’Neil wears a big hat and The Authority has a big surprise for Daniel Bryan. Raw Regurgitated, on the internet, just for you!

Difference of Opinion

#MachoWeek: Difference of Opinion

March 16, 2014 Nick Bond Comments Off

It’s #MachoManWeek, our celebration of all things Madness, and the 26th installment of our (patent-pending) Juice Make Sugar Wrestler of the Week series. Today, we run down Stone Cold’s legacy, mostly complaining about how he isn’t in the Hall of Fame.

Essential Viewing

#MachoWeek: Essential Viewing, The Promos

March 14, 2014 Nick Bond 2

It’s #MachoManWeek, a celebration of all things Madness and the 26th installment of our (patent-pending) Juice Make Sugar Wrestler of the Week series. Today, we give you the finer points of Randy’s oeuvre with some Essential Viewing. Today, it’s the talky bits.

A Wrestler You Should Probably Know Better

#MachoWeek: Better Know a Wrestler

March 12, 2014 Nick Bond Comments Off

It’s #MachoManWeek, our celebration of all things Madness, and the 26th installment of our (patent-pending) Juice Make Sugar Wrestler of the Week series. As always, we’ll start off by making Randy a Wrestler You (Should) Probably Know Better.

Raw Regurgitated

Ho Ho Hey Hey, How Many Times Have You Yes’d Today?

March 11, 2014 Nick Bond Comments Off

The #YesMovement gets their wish, the Wyatt’s get their TV time and Andre the Giant gets a trophy. Raw Regurgitated on the internet, just for you!

Essential Viewing

#StoneColdWeek: Essential Viewing – The Matches

March 9, 2014 Nick Bond 1

It’s #StoneColdWeek, a celebration of all things Whoop Ass and the 25th installment of our (patent-pending) Juice Make Sugar Wrestler of the Week series. Today, we give you some of the finer points of the Steve Williams oeuvre with some Essential Viewing. This time, it’s the fighty bits.

Essential Viewing

#StoneColdWeek: Essential Viewing – The Promos

March 5, 2014 Nick Bond Comments Off

It’s #StoneColdWeek, a celebration of all things Whoop Ass and the 25th installment of our (patent-pending) Juice Make Sugar Wrestler of the Week series. Today, we give you some of the finer points of the Steve Williams ‘oeuvre with some Essential Viewing. This time, it’s the talky bits.