Bang for Your Buck PPV Review: WrestleMania XXX

AJ LEE WINS VICKIE GUERRERO DIVAS INVITATIONAL

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Best Case Scenario: AJ manages to retain, or lose it to someone she can build a program with at least. Or, Summer Rae. If Summer Rae wins, this entire thing will be worth watching.  

This was — based on complicated equations and measured against every single match before it, all using a proprietary algorithm we developed here at JMS HQ — approximately 10000x better than it should have had any rights being. To say that this match exceeded expectations would be like saying “people were surprised the Undertaker lost”. Like every other match on this card, it did EXACTLY what it was supposed to do: make AJ look great/a dirty rotten scoundrel and not make fans want to rip their hair out after the Taker match sucked all the life out of the room. And like the Shield match earlier, it had the decency to not overstay its welcome. This also get a bump as one of only two matches where yr correspondent legitimately marked out at the end.

Match .5 | PPV 4.2

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