What’s the Worst That Could Happen?: WWE Survivor Series 2014

Dean Ambrose vs. Bray Wyatt

Best Case Scenario: The video package for the feud airs without a hitch, allowing people to forget how uninspiring it was with the mind erasing drug known as the WWE video production crew. Or, they cut another promo, where Bray Wyatt shows footage of Dean Ambrose kissing babies and serving food to the homeless, and explains that Dean Ambrose is “a big fat phony!”.

Worst Case Scenario: Bray Wyatt “scat” reads from psychology journals about the effects alcoholism has on child development, while playing improv jazz Drumpfet.
What Nick Wants to Happen: A good match immediately after an exciting video package, making everyone forget what happened with the best trailer possible. Beat that, shitty/mismarketed movies!
What Will Happen: It’s unclear, at least through these eyes, whether or not these two styles work together. This should, in theory, be a good match if the most important thing is “how well do performers work in character”, but if it’s “ring styles”, these guys ain’t Stone Cold or Mick Foley. But it seems as though Ambrose would be winning to make his way back to Rollins and for Wyatt to come back with two new hounds (of Swamp and/or Southern Justice).

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