What’s The Worst That Could Happen?: WWE Fastlane PPV

For a WWE Championship Match at WrestleMania

Roman Reigns vs. Daniel Bryan

Best Case Scenario: Bryan sees tremendous value in putting over Roman Reigns as hard as he is capable of, while Roman keeps up it  turned to 11 for the entire match. And, because they need a triple threat match at WM, Brock Lesnar coming in an running train on both performers, the referee, at least three children at ringside, and just because we’ve all been wanting to do it for years, rips off the head of Sign Guy and eats out of his skull.

Worst Case Scenario: Bryan hurts himself on the way into the arena practicing his Yes! chants, causing the match to be turned into a Fairy Tale-off, where both performers go back and forth reading from a book of collected Hans Christian Andersen stories.

What Nick Wants To Happen: This to be the last match of the night, and for Brock Lesnar to show up and eat someone’s lunch. Or Sheamus, Sheamus would also be good, and as an added bonus, hilarious, though the amount of blood from neckbeard heads exploding feels like it would slow down the rest of the show. Though, one might say “that’s why you put it on last!”. 

What Will Happen: Roman Reigns wining, most likely.

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