What’s The Worst That Could Happen?: WWE Fastlane PPV

WWE Intercontinental Championship

Barrett Ambrose

Bad News Barrett (c) vs. Dean Ambrose

Best Case Scenario:  A match worthy of Dean Ambrose’s new obsession with getting on the mythical “Wall of Champions” at WWE HQ, which he wheels out before the match with a space for his most hilarious 8″ x 10″ after the match is over. Also, for the love of God and all that is holy, a finish involving him which doesn’t also involve a magic lantern, exploding monitor or glowing ambulance.

Worst Case Scenario: A magic lantern flies out of a glowing ambulance and hits the monitor Dean is holding, causing it to explode.

What Nick Wants To Happen: A match that makes sense, preferably with a clean (or at least engaging/logically dirty) finish. Honestly, with these two, I am the antithesis of concerned about being entertained by their in-ring performances. Just give them a good script and a fun ending, and everything should be fine.

What Will Happen: Bad News Barrett wins with some plutonium grade tomfoolery.

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