What’s the Worst That Could Happen?: WWE Extreme Rules 2015

Russian Chain Match for WWE United States Championship

John Cena (c) vs. Rusev

Best Case Scenario: Considering these might genuinely be my two favorite performers on the show right now, pretty much anything that could possibly or reasonably happen should between them would be A-OK in my book. Though John Cena finally being accepted as the greatest professional wrestler of all time by an adoring of Chicagoans led by a contrite CM Punk would be absolutely fucking primo.

Worst Case Scenario: CM Punk comes back and starts a CM Punk chant during the match.

What Nick Wants To Happen: HOSS FIGHT

What Will Happen: HOSS FIGHT, presumably with Lana getting involved and costing Rusev the match to set up an seemingly inevitable split.

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