BRAY WYATT VS. JOHN CENA
Best Case Scenario: This is the match where people finally shut up about John Cena not being able to wrestle, which is the best case scenario for any John Cena match. Also, Bray Wyatt wins dirtier than Bourbon Street the morning after Fat Tuesday.
Worst Case Scenario: The Andre the Giant Battle Memorial Royale causes the time for this match to be cut. John Cena makes Bray Wyatt tap out to the STF quicker than the Road Warriors took out Power and Glory with the Doomsday Device at WrestleMania VII (which is like, hilariously, quickly.)
What Nick Wants to Happen: This match gets the most time on the card, pulling the “Angle-Michaels main event” where the best match is given the most time even though it couldn’t logically go on last. Also, Bray Wyatt wins dirtier than Bourbon Street the morning after Fat Tuesday.
What Will Happen: Bray Wyatt will eat John Cena’s world, and probably an Attitude Adjustment so that Cena fans can go home happy.
