What’s the Worst That Could Happen: WrestleMania XXX

Vickie Guerrero Divas Invitational

Diva Schmozz

AJ LEE (C) vs. EVERYONE ELSE

Best Case Scenario: AJ manages to retain, or lose it to someone she can build a program with at least. Or, Summer Rae. If Summer Rae wins, this entire thing will be worth watching.  

Worst Case Scenario: Eva Marie spends the entire match attempting to do lucha libre moves like her “idol” Lita. Or Rosa Mendes is allowed in the ring at all.

What Nick Wants to Happen: AJ Lee to finally get the comeuppance she so richly deserves … on Vickie Guerrero. Living in a world where Vickie isn’t the most hated person on the roster is pretty much the worst thing ever. She needs to be where she belongs: in the kitchen making people boo her. Putting the biggest jerk in the toughest match is something that cool people do to bad people in wrestling. Not something bad people do to bad people. It’s bad-on-bad crime and it has to stop. It’s tearing our community apart.

What Will Happen: Obviously, some serious clusterkerfluffling and hopefully no more than ten minutes of actual match time.

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